I've since learned that the term is an oxymoron.
There can be no such thing.
That is why we shall move to the country as soon as we are able.
No neighbors in the country who tell you to move the chicken coop you've just put money, time and lots of sweat into.
They are right. We will move it. Well, we can't move it. We'll have to build a new one.
Apparently there is a city ordinance saying coops need to be 25 feet away from anyone else's property. Why couldn't they have talked about it with us while we were working on the coop? It's not like we put it up over night. They did all this research before coming to us. Research is good, but so was the feeling of completing such a great project before summer.
